Happy Monday Everyone!

February 26th, 2018

I know Mondays are not everyone’s favorite day of the week. We at Twin Oaks Nursery want to make it a better one. With the gloomy weather and going back to work today, we thought we would shake up the blog today and try to give you an even bigger smile than usual.

“Laughter is the best medicine” – We treasure the sense of humor and making everyone laugh. Laughing is a great way to relieve stress and help maintain a healthy mental well – being. So laugh whenever you can. We present to you some of the corniest jokes we could find about our favorite subject: Plants!

Q: What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?

A: Squash

Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?

A: Because it was ahead!

Q: What do you call a raspberry who got stepped on?

A: Toe Jam

Q: Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

A: Because he’s a fungi!

Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?

A: A Palm Tree.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: What do you call a raspberry that uses foul language?

A: Berry Rude

Q: How do trees access the internet?

A: They Log On.

Q: What did the trees wear to Mother Nature’s pool party?

A: Swimming Trunks

Q: What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

A: Lettuce get together. 

Q: What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire?

A: Count Broccula 

Q: What is the most untrustworthy veggie?

A: The beet around the bush

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?

A: Hello, Honey!

Do you have any jokes you’d like to share with us? We’d love to hear them!